Danny Rio doesn’t quit succeed in living up to the expectation of the genre. The unamusing storyline can be tedious viewing at times – drawn-out by the continuous character hindrance that would benefit from witty dialogue or rib-tickling action. The low budget production value is of a reasonable experimental standard, albeit slightly shattered by its unnecessary jukebox soundtrack. John Williams’ portrayal fails to captivate from the offset – which is perhaps due to the mundane narrative and muddled post-production. A forgettable watch.