The 5-minute horror opens in the seemingly 19th century. The audience is enthralled with high suspense as Van Helson handwrites his memoir. His literacy endeavor is swiftly interrupted by a modern-day microwave alarm – where Helson subsequently treats himself to pizza-bites. The first of many humorous distractions. Halloween festivities are well under way in his neighborhood, which gives him the incentive to hunt for vampires. As midnight strikes, Van Helson turns up uninvited to a vampire-themed Halloween party. Carnage ensues over misinterpretation.